What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Bible.. Hm.?

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Deuteronomy 17

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

I don't like religions.

Lose lips shimk ships.

But this is not

You shall not bear false witness.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Innocent before proven guilty

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your going to be alright just relax

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

This isn't going to, hurt.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?